I'm just a guy 
Who gets along fine

The girls I've loved
Drive me out of my mind 

They all want
Some storybook man

You know he's handsome 
Dark and tall

Don't look like
Any of us at all

They all want
Some storybook man

They all want
Some storybook man

He's bound to have
Riches beyond avarice

Magical kisses or
Whatever she'd wish

They all want 
Some storybook man

They all want
Some storybook man

He Lives in a palace 
Owns half of Dallas 

Sends her 
sonnets
By mail

His work is
Prestigious 
He knows 
Everyone 
Famous

There’s nowhere 
His Yacht 
Cannot sail

So when I meet her
and,I treat her sweeter

An ordinary guy 
Must fail 

They all want some
Some storybook man

They all want
Some storybook man

They all want
Some storybook man

They all want
Some storybook man

They all want
Some storybook man

I ain’t no storybook man.